First of the Year

Spain or France?

I don’t usually reach out to the few followers I have, but here it goes.

I signed up to take a monthlong TEFL course abroad, at the beginning of next year. I have the option of taking the course in Germany, France, or Spain; but for me, Germany’s out of the question, because of reasons.

I’m almost fluent in Spanish, so naturally, I’m leaning more towards Spain. I’ve been there before, and it was amazing. Even today - six years later - when a friend that went with our group and I happen to see each other at a local shop, “hey, remember when so-and-so yadayadayada in Spain?” Honestly, one of the best times of my life.

I’ve been studying French for the last 3 or 4 years, and have become pretty proficient at it. Should I choose France in order to better myself even more ^{(tautology unintended)}, and take the opportunity to become just as “almost fluent” as I am in Spanish?

I turn 21, today.

Women always say their pussy tastes so sweet.

I just want to hear someone say “Mine tastes like salmon.”

Accomplished

I’ve lost 45 pounds in the last 2 months by strictly eating salad, fruit, yogurt, cheese, bread, and hummus without deviating.

I don’t know if the hummus made any difference, since it seems so out of place, but it was really good. I guess I included it in my diet ‘coz I read that it was a favorite among dieters. Maybe ‘coz of the high protein content?

I limited my beverages to pretty much only water, tea, and light/sugar-free/diet energy drinks, but no diet sodas. I tried doing a little bit of running and walking, but only about once every two weeks ‘coz I’m a lazy-ass. I also tried doing the 99 Workout but fuuuck that shit. I almost died.

My iTunes Library

How many total songs?

2079

Love Is Fake

When I think of Love
I think of hurt
A push, a shove
A bloody shirt
When I think of Love
I think of lies
Punches, kicks
And one black eye
Love is fake
It’s just a myth
I live in reality
Will you come with?
There you’ll see
How blind you are
Believing that Love
Shines like a star

This was a spur of the moment poem I did in 10th grade for English class.

I dropped out of college.

Now, the amount I owe for just one semester is so grand, that I estimate it will take me nearly three years to pay it off entirely.

Err… Happy Thanksgiving?

I’ve spent well over five thousand dollars of my own money within the last four days bailing my friends out of jail.

Graduated high school. 
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette. 
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.  
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die. 
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep. 
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on. 
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing & snowboarding
Been sailing.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school. 
Had detention. 
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school. 
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe. 
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster/guinea pig.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Did “spirit day” at school. 
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Made out with someone.
Played on a sports team.
Snuck out of the house.
Swore at a teacher. 
Gone laser tagging.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been on the TV.
French braided.
Skinny-dipped.
Driven a car.
Performed in front of an audience.
Been in love.
Been on a train.
Seen a ghost.
Gone bungee-jumping.
Been to Mexico.
Crashed a car.
Sky dived.
Been kissed in the rain.
Made an 11:11 wish.
Drank alcohol.
Forwarded a chain letter.
Made a mistake. 

(Source: heartnothate, via jorrwashere-deactivated20111204)